Born in 1981. Doctor of Philosophy and an unrealized sociologist at Jagiellonian University in Kraków. In the ‘sublime world of science’, he occupies himself with analytic philosophy of language and ontology. When he says ‘the sociologist’, he means Pierre Bourdieu. He had worked as a translator and lexicographer. In his spare-time, he is an amateur-commentator. Incurable social democrat. He can be distinguished from the rest of the leftist mob by his negative attitude towards biking, old apartment houses and psychoanalysis.